“Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before”

• Vonnegut? Who remembers.

New Jersey native currently living in Baltimore with my wife, son and pet cactus. I enjoy learning about medicine, psychiatry, and data science (buzzwords!).

In my spare time I enjoy purchasing 🏌️ golf equipment that I don’t need, choosing the longest lines at the ⛷️ ski lift, and finding increasingly involved ways to make ☕ coffee.

• 🏆 3x Fantasy Football Champion

• 🏈 Avid Daniel Jones apologist

• 📚 Consumer of fancy bottled water and blogs written by people who are much smarter than I am