theonion/fartscroll.js

You want fart noises as you scroll? We've got you covered.

fartscroll.js's Issues

Can't smell the web page.

Installed fartscroll. Can't smell the page though.

Magnitude of flatulence should be proportional to scroll velocity

Slow scroll -> tiny squeak.
Fast scroll -> real ripper.

Doesn't work in Chrome for iOS

How can I share my displeasure with long boring meetings without the aid of this awesome tool? I feel the mobile platform is very necessary for this tool to hit prime time.

Demo page not long enough on larger screens

Need to add some more filler content for larger screens (tested with 27" iMac) to initiate demo scrolling :D

http://al3x.me/Orxs

Looking forward to using this plugin in client projects, thank you!

small dirt after the script has been executed

i don't know if this is a bug or feature. but it leaves a small dirt in my web page after scrolling several times. Do you guys experience the same thing ?

Make a random fart option

Have an option to fart at random intervals. I could probably add this tonight.

Chrome extension is up!

Troll thy colleagues

Chrome extension
Github page

[bug] this has no effect on deaf people ...

... like me. when i scroll, nothing special happens.

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Integrate WebSmell API

Google Chrome Just suggested WebSmell API, which is a competitor to Mozilla's Smell API, This should solve #48 and hence must be encorporated in any chance.

The WebSmell api uses the new Android L's Android:Sniff components and the extensive document is available on google android docs :D

Turn it into a bookmarklet so you can fartify arbitrary pages

I already did this here: http://fartscroll.herokuapp.com/, but you guys can probably support it better.

Feel free to copy it/incorporate :)

New fart is triggered on every pixel scrolled in IE11

Regardless of the setting, users are caught in a fart hurricane with even a single scroll of the mouse wheel.

This code isn't write like shit. You must to add 100 nested callbacks and other ugly tricks to create a wet fart.

Audio not working of Safari iOS

This should be fix now... it's 2013. FartScroll should be "Mobile First".

Obligatory WordPress plugin

FYI, here: http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/fartscroll/

Follows through on IE8

fartscroll.js not loading at https://theonion.github.io/fartscroll.js/

Looks like it's trying to load http://code.onion.com/fartscroll.js instead of https://code.onion.com/fartscroll.js, and the browser doesn't like the non-HTTPS request.

Safari is anal retentive

No farts in Safari on OS X...

Doesn't work on every page by default

So here's a Safari extension that does!

Allow for overlapping farts

If a second fart fires before the audio of the first one has finished, the first one is cut off. This can be avoided by creating new audio elements for each fart and destroying them when the fart is complete.

This smells really good

Thanks for this, I made a quick implementation, hope you like it
http://www.bad-good.org/farts

No farts when scrolling with arrows or paging with spacebar

Context

Trying to make farts.

Repro

1. Scroll with the arrow keys or page with the spacebar.

• Expect: Farts
• Actual: No farts

Not Really Wet Enough for My Purposes

/insert long pull request

Fart's are silent in Chromium for Ubuntu

Someone to remove at least 1 semicolon somewhere

C'mon. Have you seen a javascript piece of code without missing semicolon somewhere? 👯