After years of research into software development practices, we finally arrived at the first truly perfect piece of software.
Perfect™ does nothing. Precisely nothing. That's how good it is.
Imagine the situation: You need to do nothing. BAM! Perfect™ does exactly that and not a single thing more.
Perfect™ works on all operating systems (past and future) due to its insanely modular architecture. It doesn't even need to be installed to work. If you need to do nothing, Perfect™ is just the thing for you.
Someone was bragging that they write perfect bug-free software and we kinda wanted to one-up them.
GPL, obviously.