Brainfuck implementation written in 2 hours, with less than 300 source lines of C.
No frills, no nothing, you get 30 kilobytes of memory, and that's it.
Tokei Output:
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Language Files Lines Code Comments Blanks
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C 1 262 185 28 49
Markdown 1 3 0 2 1
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Total 2 265 185 30 50
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