daramasala/programming-achievements

A list of programming achievements

🛡 Progamming Achievements 🛡

REFORMER

Found a bug that can be fixed with a 20 minutes hack. Spent 2 weeks refactoring in order to implement a proper fix.

REFLECTOR

Ran blame on a stupid piece of code to find out own name on it.

ELEPHANT IN CHINA SHOP

Did a quick one liner fix that broke the app disastrously.

FOCUS

Fixed a bug. Thoroughly tested the fix and satisified it is working, deployed to production breaking the rest of the app.

JUMP THE GUN

Spent 2 hours fixing code that never gets executed.

GHOST BUSTER

Spent 2 hours trying to figure why the fix is not working only to find out the source code was not compiled and the code ran without the fix.

TENNIS PLAYER

Pushed all the bugs in the sprint to the other team.

AND MY X

Submitted a PR that alters a single character

FOCUS 2

Had 3 days for the task. Spent 2.5 days optimizing the IDE color theme.

WORKS ON MY MACHINE

Deployed code with local path hard coded.

REFLECTOR 2

Checks to see who wrote such a good SO question only to discover own name.

FOCUS 3

Deployed a new feature that does not work at all. Even tested it before.