evanwht/foaas.sh

Command Line Fuck Off as a Service client

foaas.sh - Command Line Fuck Off as a Service client

foaas.sh is a command line Fuck Off as a Service client. It is written is bash and supports multiple forms of API interaction. It also supports xclip, when available, the result of an interaction is copied to the clipboard for later use.

Usage

$ ./foaas.sh help

foaas.sh - command line Fuck Off as a Service client ()
Usage:
./foaas.sh [name|/:from endpoint]

./foaas.sh [name] [from]
./foaas.sh [/:name/:from endpoint] [name]

./foaas.sh [/:name/:from endpoint] [name] [from]

Endpoint is random by default.
All arguments are optional, unix username is used by default. 
When xclip is installed, the result will also be on your clipboard.

/:from endpoints: this that everything everyone pink life thanks flying fascinating
/:name/:from endpoints: off you donut shakespeare linus king chainsaw madison

Alias Fuck

Add this to your bashrc:

alias fuck="/path/to/foaas.sh"

Start a new shell and type fuck or for example, fuck Joe.

Examples

$ fuck                   
http://foaas.com/everyone/Remy
Everyone can go and fuck off. - Remy


$ fuck Name
http://foaas.com/donut/Name/Remy
Name, go and take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. - Remy


$ fuck Name From
http://foaas.com/chainsaw/Name/From
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, Name. Do I look like Mother Teresa? - From


$ fuck madison Name
http://foaas.com/madison/Name/Remy
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard, Name. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points Name, and may God have mercy on your soul. - Remy

License

# Author: Remy van Elst, https://raymii.org
# 
# This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it 
# under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by the 
# Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or (at your 
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# This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but 
# WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of 
# MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the GNU 
# General Public License for more details.
# 
# You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along 
# with this program; if not, write to the Free Software Foundation, Inc., 
# 51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA  02110-1301, USA.
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