foaas.sh is a command line Fuck Off as a Service client. It is written is bash and supports multiple forms of API interaction. It also supports xclip
, when available, the result of an interaction is copied to the clipboard for later use.
$ ./foaas.sh help
foaas.sh - command line Fuck Off as a Service client ()
Usage:
./foaas.sh [name|/:from endpoint]
./foaas.sh [name] [from]
./foaas.sh [/:name/:from endpoint] [name]
./foaas.sh [/:name/:from endpoint] [name] [from]
Endpoint is random by default.
All arguments are optional, unix username is used by default.
When xclip is installed, the result will also be on your clipboard.
/:from endpoints: this that everything everyone pink life thanks flying fascinating
/:name/:from endpoints: off you donut shakespeare linus king chainsaw madison
Add this to your bashrc:
alias fuck="/path/to/foaas.sh"
Start a new shell and type fuck
or for example, fuck Joe
.
$ fuck
http://foaas.com/everyone/Remy
Everyone can go and fuck off. - Remy
$ fuck Name
http://foaas.com/donut/Name/Remy
Name, go and take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. - Remy
$ fuck Name From
http://foaas.com/chainsaw/Name/From
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, Name. Do I look like Mother Teresa? - From
$ fuck madison Name
http://foaas.com/madison/Name/Remy
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard, Name. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points Name, and may God have mercy on your soul. - Remy
# Author: Remy van Elst, https://raymii.org
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