goloisaninja/bbi-robot

Bad Business Ideas! Site takes inputs and outputs fun bad business ideas! Always updating!

bbi-Robot

Bad Business Idea Initiative

Idea:

Create a Bad Business Idea dark themed site filled with lots of silly content. Site will use various string methods, array data, categories, user input and randomly generated content to populate contents. Site will provide users with Bad Business Ideas for use in multiple environments and getting awesome promotions. Maybe you could start your own Bad Business with one of the ideas!

Languages:

HTML/CSS/Javascript/JQuery(limited)/PHP

Intent:

Using mostly vanilla JS, create a site that encourages a user to input Name - ex. FizzleBits McQuarrey Startup Idea - ex. toxic glue mfg Starup Tag/Trigger word - ex. Facebook for cats! Attribute of Startup - ex. Innovation Javascript will contain a vast array of Bad Business Ideas, ex. Ski Trips with Bears. Using fun string methods and various algorithmic javascript functions along with RegEx, I will key in on user input tags and concept sentences to suggest a somewhat compatible Bad Business Idea. Or at the very least, one that has similar contextual wording.

Branches:

Master Branch contains fully minified versions of all files as well as optimised compressed jpg images I realise this can be very difficult to read and clone for your own uses Please have a glance at the Test branch - this branch contains most Master files AS WELL AS my original Refactored UnMinified HTML/CSS/JS/PHP files Test branch files are refactored and much easier to read and discern what is happening I found my server to be somewhat slow on seconds to first byte being served and page load for index.html was over 15 seconds before all the optimisation efforts. Google's page insights site speed test now confirms a page optimisation of 96% on mobile and 99% on desktop. GTMetrix.com registers a score of 96% as well with a Yslow of 92%. Optimisation resources below:

I used http://htmlcompressor.com/ for HTML compression/minify/beautify

I used http://css.github.io/csso/csso.html for CSS compression/minify/beautify

I used the closure compiler API https://developers.google.com/closure/compiler details here for JS compression/minify/beautify

All credit for the above to https://developers.google.com/speed/docs/insights/MinifyResources Google resources on optimisation https://github.com/css/csso CSSO github resource and brilliant web interface http://htmlcomressor.com/ HTML online compression tool

Future expansion:

• Move Bad Business Idea arrays/categories etc. to Data Base
• Learn Data Base language/use (maybe do this first)
• Refactor code for scalability and readability
• Enhance patented neural engine with RegEx objects
• Add a contact page that will support email submission of Bad Business Ideas
• Minify, combine and compress Javascript
• Implement work flow to push submitted ideas to database if approved

Screenshots

Main welcome page

User input page used to initiate the robots

Return of Bad Business Idea

Recently added Contact Us page

Main Bad Business Idea Collaborators are Jarrett Newby and Marc Craig. Both of whom are instrumental geniuses. Bad Business Ideas are a registered trade mark of Jarrett Newby and Newbsanity. Or if they aren't, they should be.

Site is currently hosted at

https://goloisaninja.online

Jarrett's Newbsanity Site is hosted at

https://www.newbsanity.com