grantbowering/timtom

Public repo for reporting issues with the Timmy Tomlinson bot.

timtom's Issues

improper ass-flip

2017-04-03 00:39:31 <554395235> Class is fine Timmy

2017-04-03 00:39:31 <timtom> Eww, Cl ASS-is?!

2017-04-03 00:40:24 <120402169> @timtom you're broken: improper ass-flip

points out of order

2017-04-27 18:00:02 <U165THFLP> @stognabologna-- for cheating
2017-04-27 18:00:02 <timtom> stognabologna has 0 points, none of which are for cheating.
2017-04-27 18:00:26 <U15SD584V> How did I go from -1 to 0
2017-04-27 18:00:30 <U14M842TC> It doesn't know those are usernames, you can give anything points 
2017-04-27 18:00:42 <U15SD584V> Oh sweet
2017-04-27 18:00:44 <U14M842TC> I was just wondering that myself. idk, not my module 
2017-04-27 18:00:51 <U165THFLP> Hah, there's a difference between bologna and balogna
2017-04-27 18:01:03 <U14KV2KEX> Tour ++ for being almost here 
2017-04-27 18:01:03 <timtom> tour has 1 points, 1 of which is for being almost here.
2017-04-27 18:01:25 <U14M842TC> @timtom that's broken: points out of order 

when someone says 'incredible', reword to 'strains credulity'

2017-04-29 20:16:41 <U14M842TC> nelson: this is so wonderfully dark and Nightvaleish :)
2017-04-29 20:16:41 <undefined> 
2017-04-29 20:17:15 <U14MFTTRU> :D
2017-04-29 20:17:15 <undefined> 
2017-04-29 20:37:09 <U14M842TC> bob: but it's warm and stuffy up here and cool and fresh outdoors...
2017-04-29 20:37:09 <undefined> 
2017-04-29 20:37:09 <U14M842TC> [April 29th, 2017 5:13 PM] bob: Be dressed by 18:40 but don't go outside. Stay upstairs until you get the verbal direction to line up outside.
bob: but it's warm and stuffy up here and cool and fresh outdoors...
2017-04-29 20:37:09 <undefined> 
2017-04-29 20:41:40 <U577TTX4N> If you're too hot, go outside :blush:
2017-04-29 21:35:37 <U14M842TC> Timtom that's broken: when someone says 'incredible', reword to 'strains credulity'

I'm just really tired of hearing about your feelings all the time

2017-05-10 00:05:18 <U56UTK19C> Guys, I'm actually so lonely. But no longer homeless. 
2017-05-10 09:31:48 <U14M842TC> By that nomadic principle I was talking about, your weren't actually homeless on tour either, because you were with your choir family :two_hearts:
2017-05-10 12:40:55 <U578QN0AJ> If being with the right people makes you feel you're home everywhere, I LOVE it!
2017-05-10 12:40:55 <timtom> I feel pretty good right now.
2017-05-10 13:25:04 <U578QN0AJ> I've been thinking about this idea. As for me I'm not attached to places such as home anymore, but more to people. And choir family is the one who makes me feel (go ahead Timmy) complete, in love and true. I guess these views merge a little :)
2017-05-10 14:00:41 <U14M842TC> (wow, i'm stunned that you weren't able to bait Timmy's over-sensitive "I have feelings" module... it must be because "feel" was preceded by a subjective pronoun rather than an objective pronoun. It's not like he has language parsing skills, he's just reading and filtering individual letter characters)
2017-05-10 14:02:39 <U14M842TC> at any rate, @dipietro, that definitely sounds like some of the things I always want to express to people about UAMC, particularly catalyzed by tour, so i'm thrilled that you feel that way :smile: :heart:
2017-05-10 14:02:39 <timtom> I feel pretty good right now.
2017-05-10 14:03:09 <U578QN0AJ> :joy: 
2017-05-10 14:03:21 <U14M842TC> @timtom that's broken: I'm just really tired of hearing about your feelings all the time

react more

2017-04-17 02:31:23 <554395235> ...oh okay. Timtom doesn't reciprocate
2017-04-17 02:31:25 <514501464> OH SNAP rejected
2017-04-17 02:32:04 <554395235> @Grant why doesn't timtom reciprocate
2017-04-17 02:32:38 <120402169> I think he only reciprocates hate
2017-04-17 02:32:45 <120402169> @timtom i hate you
2017-04-17 02:32:54 <514501464> OH SNAP
2017-04-17 02:32:56 <120402169> Oh maybe not even that
2017-04-17 02:32:59 <514501464> REJECTED
2017-04-17 02:33:24 <120402169> I thought that would be in the same module as the insult reaction, but clearly I didn't even bother to go that far
2017-04-17 02:33:41 <120402169> @timtom that's broken: react more

show a pic of the T-800 if someone says get out

2017-04-03 14:38:39 <554395235> @timtom I love you
2017-04-03 14:49:29 <554395235> @timtom tell me a joke
2017-04-03 14:49:29 <timtom> A revisionist historian walks into a bar...
2017-04-03 14:49:35 <timtom> ...Or did he? (And Lincoln is gay.)
2017-04-03 14:49:55 <120402169> heh alrighty
2017-04-03 14:50:07 <554395235> @timtom tell me a joke
2017-04-03 14:50:07 <timtom> What is an owl's favorite 2000s band?
2017-04-03 14:50:13 <timtom> ...Owl City
2017-04-03 14:50:24 <120402169> get out.
2017-04-03 14:51:04 <120402169> @timtom that is broken: show a pic of the T-800 if someone says get out

created as a joke

2017-04-03 14:00:04 <timtom> http://files.devfacto.com/LinkedFromSlackHubot/grumpy-cat-fun.jpg
2017-04-03 14:02:05 <100005040815368> Oh I see
2017-04-03 14:02:07 <120402169> @timtom that's broken: the grumpy cat trigger is dumb and should be removed
2017-04-03 14:02:07 <timtom> Sorry about that! I created an issue for you:
https://github.com/grantbowering/timtom/issues/13
2017-04-03 14:02:15 <554395235> NO I LIKE IT
2017-04-03 14:02:30 <120402169> ...hmm.  why no answer
2017-04-03 14:02:40 <120402169> @timtom that is broken: the grumpy cat trigger is dumb and should be removed
2017-04-03 14:02:40 <timtom> Sorry about that! I created an issue for you:
https://github.com/grantbowering/timtom/issues/14
2017-04-03 14:03:04 <554395235> @timtom thats broken: don't listen to grant about the grumpy cat trigger
2017-04-03 14:03:34 <554395235> @timtom that is broken: don't listen to grant about the grumpy cat trigger

correct the bra URL

2017-05-14 00:51:24 <U14M842TC> http://files.devfacto.com/LinkedFromSlackHubot/cool-starry-bra.jpg
2017-05-14 00:51:24 <undefined> 
2017-05-14 09:54:06 <U2J0JG06Q> I'm going to ask, what is with the cool bra? 
2017-05-14 11:52:04 <U14M842TC> Somebody said "cool story bro" and I mentioned that's a timtom trigger that amuses the hell out of me
2017-05-14 11:52:04 <timtom> http://files.devfacto.com/LinkedFromSlackHubot/cool_starry_bra.jpg
2017-05-14 11:52:26 <U14M842TC> Except apparently he's not programmed with quite the right URL
2017-05-14 12:20:32 <U2J0JG06Q> Ah so cool story bro translates to cool starry bra :) I love it! 
2017-05-14 12:20:32 <timtom> http://files.devfacto.com/LinkedFromSlackHubot/cool_starry_bra.jpg
2017-05-14 12:20:49 <U2J0JG06Q> Hee hee hee :)
2017-05-14 13:53:16 <U14M842TC> @timtom that's broken: correct the bra URL

next year you should be able to anonymously collect I Wish statements

2017-05-04 15:23:11 <timtom> http://www.clipartkid.com/images/667/animations-a2z-animated-gifs-of-old-people-e6UWS7-clipart.gif
2017-05-04 15:23:12 <undefined> 
2017-05-04 15:23:29 <U14KV2KEX> Timmy noooooo
2017-05-04 15:33:48 <U14MFTTRU> nelson uploaded a file: R.I.P. Olds (https://mixedchorus.slack.com/files/nelson/F59MZFRKQ/20170504_132933.jpg)
2017-05-04 15:34:11 <U14MFTTRU> We barely knew you
2017-05-04 18:22:30 <U14M842TC> "Did they think the allergy list was a checklist?"
 - @kasmanuel 
2017-05-04 20:10:17 <U14M842TC> @channel Be ready in your uniform (and having washed your hands!) in the basement at 6:40 to line up
2017-05-04 20:31:23 <U14M842TC> Also, @channel: I would ask all of you to think about writing me a sentence (or multiple sentences if you're particularly inspired, especially since we're a smaller group this year) that starts with "I Wish". These can be funny, sad, sappy, sassy, whatever combination of things you might wish (except for anything mean-spirited which I'll just ignore). I will compile them into a nice order which i will read out on skit night. You can pass me slips of paper if you want to be anonymous, or you can text me or PM me on here if you don't care if I know who you are (it will still be treated as anonymous).
Thanks! <3
2017-05-04 21:48:41 <U14M842TC> Actually
2017-05-04 21:49:34 <U14M842TC> @timtom that's broken: next year you should be able to anonymously collect I Wish statements

duplicate was result of reply not actually being shown for some reason

2017-04-03 13:59:39 <100001635093313> What
2017-04-03 13:59:49 <100001635093313> 😱
2017-04-03 14:00:04 <554395235> It's cause you said fun
2017-04-03 14:00:04 <timtom> http://files.devfacto.com/LinkedFromSlackHubot/grumpy-cat-fun.jpg
2017-04-03 14:02:05 <100005040815368> Oh I see
2017-04-03 14:02:07 <120402169> @timtom that's broken: the grumpy cat trigger is dumb and should be removed
2017-04-03 14:02:07 <timtom> Sorry about that! I created an issue for you:
https://github.com/grantbowering/timtom/issues/13
2017-04-03 14:02:15 <554395235> NO I LIKE IT
2017-04-03 14:02:30 <120402169> ...hmm.  why no answer
2017-04-03 14:02:40 <120402169> @timtom that is broken: the grumpy cat trigger is dumb and should be removed

The reply above linking to issue #13 did not make it all the way to facebook, though the logger recorded it as the send having been attempted...

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reciprocate love

2017-04-17 02:32:04 <554395235> @Grant why doesn't timtom reciprocate
2017-04-17 02:32:38 <120402169> I think he only reciprocates hate
2017-04-17 02:32:45 <120402169> @timtom i hate you
2017-04-17 02:32:54 <514501464> OH SNAP
2017-04-17 02:32:56 <120402169> Oh maybe not even that
2017-04-17 02:32:59 <514501464> REJECTED
2017-04-17 02:33:24 <120402169> I thought that would be in the same module as the insult reaction, but clearly I didn't even bother to go that far
2017-04-17 02:33:41 <120402169> @timtom that's broken: react more
2017-04-17 02:33:41 <timtom> Sorry about that! I created an issue for you:
https://github.com/grantbowering/timtom/issues/21
2017-04-17 02:33:46 <100005040815368> @timtom that's broken: reciprocate love

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the robot feelings trigger was spurious here

2017-04-03 14:32:45 <100005040815368> @Katya mine are a size and a half
2017-04-03 14:33:09 <679910168> I got about a half size difference too
2017-04-03 14:33:39 <679910168> Ummm, thank-you @Grant?
2017-04-03 14:33:43 <120402169> how do yall deal with having feet that are a size and a half different, that sounds like it would drive me crazy
2017-04-03 14:34:33 <100005040815368> I mean it drives me crazy too
2017-04-03 14:36:36 <100005040815368> Though on the other hand, I'd prefer it to having one leg slightly longer thsn the other
2017-04-03 14:37:14 <679910168> Yeah, half a size difference is not that bad. My heel just slips sometimes. Laces tend to solve the problem
2017-04-03 14:37:45 <120402169> yeah... i don't even know if it's a fact, it's just how it feels...  if it was more than like a 16th of an inch it would fuck me up way more than it does, so it's probably very slight and more to do with muscular development or some such.  dunno, never been to a physio
2017-04-03 14:37:45 <timtom> I feel popular.
2017-04-03 14:38:24 <120402169> @timtom that is broken: the robot feelings trigger was spurious here

allow different syntax and tagging for enhancements rather than bugs

2017-04-03 14:50:07 <554395235> @timtom tell me a joke
2017-04-03 14:50:07 <timtom> What is an owl's favorite 2000s band?
2017-04-03 14:50:13 <timtom> ...Owl City
2017-04-03 14:50:24 <120402169> get out.
2017-04-03 14:51:04 <120402169> @timtom that is broken: show a pic of the T-800 if someone says get out
2017-04-03 14:51:04 <timtom> Sorry about that! I created an issue for you:
https://github.com/grantbowering/timtom/issues/17
2017-04-03 14:51:22 <554395235> @timtom tell me a joke
2017-04-03 14:51:22 <timtom> Where did the cheetah buy his new shoes?
2017-04-03 14:51:28 <timtom> ...At the ani-mall.
2017-04-03 14:51:56 <120402169> @timtom that is broken: allow different syntax and tagging for enhancements rather than bugs

good night should work without whitespace

2017-04-17 03:13:20 <514501464> Loooool wrecked
2017-04-17 03:13:28 <554395235> Kassie is just full of rejection tonight.
2017-04-17 03:13:34 <timtom> http://i.imgur.com/GYRGOy6.gif
2017-04-17 03:13:34 <514501464> @timtom good job
2017-04-17 03:13:59 <554395235> @timtom fuck you
2017-04-17 03:16:10 <1061898806> I think in this case you need to separate the words "good" and "night" to get a reaction @Kassie
2017-04-17 03:16:23 <1061898806> So your "goodnight" won't do it
2017-04-17 03:16:27 <554395235> I know... but its still sad
2017-04-17 03:19:31 <120402169> @timtom that's broken: good night should work without whitespace
2017-04-17 03:19:31 <timtom> Good night, @Grant Bowering!

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the grumpy cat trigger is fired too often

2017-04-03 13:57:58 <100001635093313> Let's not kid ourselves here it's defo the entire works of Shakespeare
2017-04-03 13:58:57 <100005040815368> I might be poking fun at the length and detail which Grant pours into explaining his issues with modern day life :P
2017-04-03 13:58:57 <timtom> http://files.devfacto.com/LinkedFromSlackHubot/grumpy-cat-fun.jpg
2017-04-03 13:59:22 <100005040815368> ... Aaaaand I have no idea what triggered that.
2017-04-03 13:59:39 <100001635093313> What
2017-04-03 13:59:49 <100001635093313> 😱
2017-04-03 14:00:04 <554395235> It's cause you said fun
2017-04-03 14:00:04 <timtom> http://files.devfacto.com/LinkedFromSlackHubot/grumpy-cat-fun.jpg
2017-04-03 14:02:05 <100005040815368> Oh I see
2017-04-03 14:02:07 <120402169> @timtom that's broken: the grumpy cat trigger is dumb and should be removed

Kassie then complained because she really likes it, so perhaps the solution is to take it down a notch and be stricter than just firing every time someone uses the word fun.

trailing whitespace breaks sentimentality module

2017-04-27 18:06:02 <U14M842TC> ...wait. Are scores per-channel?
2017-04-27 18:06:35 <U14M842TC> Hmm, doesn't look like it... maybe they just reset after a while 
2017-04-27 18:06:59 <U14M842TC> I was thinking I probably should wipe Timmy's brain before tour 
2017-04-27 18:07:33 <U14KV2KEX> Wow I really have 2 points! 
2017-04-27 18:07:59 <U14M842TC> The sentiment module, for example, has so much noise in it because it didn't know to correlate people's Facebook names and Slack names 
2017-04-27 18:08:09 <U14M842TC> ...doesn't. 
2017-04-27 18:08:24 <U14M842TC> @timtom check on everyone 
2017-04-27 18:08:24 <timtom> everyone  has no happiness average yet
2017-04-27 18:08:30 <U14M842TC> Ugh
2017-04-27 18:08:58 <U14M842TC> @timtom that's broken: trailing whitespace breaks sentimentality module 

stop overusing clapping gifs plz

2017-04-03 00:38:55 <120402169> @Kassie Bulman you seemed to be doing a good job earlier at getting him to say things that were wrong; can you do that again?

2017-04-03 00:38:55 <timtom> http://i.imgur.com/pWEd6cF.gif

2017-04-03 00:39:28 <120402169> ...okay well that response made no sense so that's a good example I guess...

2017-04-03 00:39:49 <120402169> @timtom that was broken: stop overusing clapping gifs plz

that was not a greeting.

2017-04-17 00:13:58 <120402169> Heh well I'll just keep a space open for you then until you claim it - or someone else does ;)
2017-04-17 00:20:37 <554395235> I won free alcoh
2017-04-17 00:20:37 <554395235> Ol
2017-04-17 00:21:40 <100005040815368> Vey!
2017-04-17 01:47:06 <120402169> Katya dulux is making fun of curling
2017-04-17 01:47:06 <timtom> http://files.devfacto.com/LinkedFromSlackHubot/grumpy-cat-fun.jpg
2017-04-17 01:47:32 <1206439365> Oh no how dare they
2017-04-17 01:47:32 <timtom> Hi @Katya Chomitzky!
2017-04-17 02:17:50 <120402169> ...I think hey just squeezed a greeting out of "how (d)are they". That's true effort
2017-04-17 02:18:20 <120402169> @timtom that's broken: that was not a greeting.

happiness whatchamacallit has slack carry over

2017-04-03 20:05:52 <100011733915598> No.. not yet
2017-04-03 20:06:12 <100011733915598> Idea for a plan that might not happen
2017-04-03 20:06:30 <554395235> But now I'm really curious....
2017-04-03 20:07:51 <1206439365> Haha I can play, but my accordion is in Saskatoon cause it's too expensive to leave my basement 😂
2017-04-03 21:08:32 <100005040815368> Fund
2017-04-03 21:09:02 <100005040815368> Sweet.
2017-04-03 21:10:22 <100005040815368> @Timmy Tomlinson That is broken: happiness whatchamacallit has slack carry over
2017-04-03 21:10:42 <554395235> He responds to @timtom
2017-04-03 21:10:50 <100005040815368> Ffs
2017-04-03 21:11:23 <100005040815368> @timtom That is broken: happiness whatchamacallit has slack carry over

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answer "do you like me?" with something rude

2017-04-03 00:50:32 <1087158296> @timtom do you like me?

2017-04-03 00:51:13 <120402169> @timtom that's a bug: remind michael if he asks that no one likes him
2017-04-03 00:51:33 <120402169> aw, i thought i made it work with that's a bug

2017-04-03 00:52:18 <554395235> @timtom that's broken: remind Michael that if he asks that no one likes him

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tell people not to tell you what to do

2017-04-03 00:40:47 <554395235> You should be nicer Timmy

2017-04-03 00:42:35 <554395235> @timtom you shouldn't be so sassy

2017-04-03 00:43:22 <120402169> @timtom that was broken: tell people not to tell you what to do

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