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Riddhi: I ❤️ JavaScript.
Mohit: But, this is horrible.
programmer : 0=="0"
JS : true
programmer: 0==[]
JS :true
programmer : Ok so "0"==[] right? Makes sense to me..
JS : false
programmer : GET OUT!..
q. Why was the JavaScript developer sad? a. Because they didn't Node how to Express himself
dev1 > What tool do you use to switch versions of node? dev1> nvm, I figured it out.
q. How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? a. You console it
Two JavaScript variables are in a bar. "I'm sorry I cannot be with you, your so not my Type.", one says. The other Recasts and they lived happily ever after.
Q: Why did the child component have such great self-esteem?
A: Because its parent kept giving it props!
Sometimes when I'm writing JavaScript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to.
Q: Why did the React class component feel relieved?
A: Because it was now off the hook.
Don't trust JavaScript programmers. All they do is promises but they never callback.
If human beings evolved new organs as frequently as they do JavaScript frameworks, you can bet the doctors would be Googling it too.
Q: What are the similarities between Java and JavaScript?
A: It's just like CAR and CARPET (CAR-pet) {JAVA and JAVA-script)
Q: Why did the CoffeeScript developer keep getting lost?
A: Because he couldn't find his source without a map
Question: How do you cheer up a JS developer?
You "Console" them!
Me: Try console.log(console) in chrome console and explore the console 😎
Q: Why did the hungry dev multiply a string by an integer?
A: He wanted some NaN bread
Q: What does a JavaScript developer have in his tea?
A: Syntactic sugar
Mathematician vs Programmers
x^2=0
Mathematician: x=0
Programmer: x==2
JavaScript Programmer: x===2
Q: Why are JavaScript developers hated?
A: They overreact.
q. Why did the child component have such great self-esteem? a. Because its parent kept giving it props!
q. Why did the functional component feel lost? a. Because it didn't know what state it was in!
q. Why did the React Higher Order Component give up? a. Because it sur-rendered to the prop-aganda!
q. Why did the react class component feel relieved? a. Because it was now off the hook.
q. Why couldn’t the React component understand the joke? a. Because it didn’t get the context.
Q: Why did the jQuery developer never have financial problems?
A: Because he was in $.noConflict() mode
Q: What did Java say to his son?
A: You're a script, kiddie
Q: Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
A: Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.
Q. JavaScript is a lot like English; No one knows how to use semicolons properly.
Q. Why do JavaScripters wear glasses? Because they don't C#
Q. Don't trust javascript programmers All they do is promises but they never callback.
Q. What's the difference between Java and JavaScript? Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.
Q. The three most well known languages in India are English, Hindi, and... JavaScript
Q. You want to hear a javascript joke?
A. I'll callback later.
Q: Why you should date a javascript developer?
A: Because they always callback.
Q.How did the programmer die in the shower? A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Q.Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A.Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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Want to hear a JavaScript joke? I'll callback later.
One question on Reddit: Redditors that speak multiple languages, what languages do you speakin your dreams? A: JavaScript Comment: He said dreams, not nightmares
There are two type of people :
if (condition) {
Statement
}
if (condition)
{
Statement
}======= Q. What's 0.1+0.2 ?
A. It's 0.30000000000000004
Q. Why do Javascript developers prefer dark mode? A. Because light attracts bugs! (and it's enough with the illogical parts of the language)
Idempotency happens to Functions that sets values over 40 times. But the results are always the same, and you may be entitled to a financial compensation.
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