impressivewebs/html9-responsive-boilerstrap-js

HTML9 Responsive Boilerstrap JS

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HMTL9RBSJS Framebase violates RFC#58031-KFC

Have you considered rewriting the jumplink abstraction to an applification of all prefixes? You could do a branch merge garbage collection on the hotswapping plugin hash to reframe your master cypher.

Too many semicolons

The source needs to be more like this: https://github.com/twitter/bootstrap

Make it compatible to vapor.js

H9RBS seems to be incompatible with vapor.js. If I pack both files together, the vapor.js code just vanishes. (Tested in both Google Closure Compiler and UglifyJS.)

Please make sure compatibility. Vapor.js is by far the fastest JS library for many common tasks and I'd really like to use both H9RBS and it on my current project.

jQuery integration broken?

The bear doesn't move (totally frozen). Please fix that.

Site HTML is invalid

The ASCII art comments contain --, which may not appear within an HTML comment.

– does not refer to a printable character in either Latin-1 or Unicode. Additionally, it represents an en dash where an em dash is more appropriate. Consider either —, the simpler —, or a literal — as the document is already served as UTF-8.

Doesn't work on landline

Hi guys

I've been senior creative technologist at a between-the-lines blue-sky digital new-media startup for over 15 years, so you should respect me.

I'm trying to get this running on my phone - it's a wall mounted landline with a nice curly cable and big buttons. But I'm getting an error:

Stack overgrow exception at 0X00FF66GG: Map-reduce cannot implicitly refuctor bitwise lambda pointer!

I'm calling initialify() in the normal way:

var undefined = new undefined(undefined);

Any idea why this is happening? We have a revolutionary new app due for release in 3 hours, so if you can't resolve this issue promptly then we'll have to implement it in Lisp instead.

Inconsistent reference to grandparent in documentation

From the readme:

Not your grandmother's framework.

From the FAQ:

H9RBS.js isn't your granddad's framework.

I think it would be useful to clarify here. Is this not the framework of merely one of my grandparents, or both?

HELP: Phantom JS reads on NoSQL distributed transaction cache

I am the head architect at Facebook and I love Boilerstrap JS it's fast, lightweight, modern and super hip. We're in the process of rewriting all of Facebook to be solely based on Boilerstrap. We ran into a problem:
We are using Boilerstrap's NoSQL distributed transaction cache set to isolation level "quaranitine" and getting dirty Phantom JS reads causing Facebook users to se the wrong profile pictures on the News Feed. We've been chasing the issue for days but we cannot seem to fix it. Please help!
You can see the problem if you log into Facebook, browse your news feed, and check for mixed up profile pictures.

iOS compatible?

Can I use this to make a definitely-not-lame iOS app without touching Obj-C?

Flash Support?

But does it support Flash?

Stole my idea!

We're already doing this at backlift.com.

Lack of Server-Side CSS Support

Been trying to get this working with node.css, nothing styles

It's not working with my grandma's robotic dentures!

Cross-universe compatible? It broke that device! My grandmother is spilling her spit all over the house!

Unable to resize insecticide-oriented space objects in Intellectual Exploration 9

The title says it all.

Make it look cooler

This needs to be about 20% cooler.

Implement R5RS

Scheme forever!

No Documented, Built-In Easter Eggs

Like, seriously, do you expect us to implement our own Konami code listeners to please all the internet nerds who just want to see a nyancat on their screen? When I use H9RBjs, I want to focus on my cutting-edge features, not some custom easter eggs.

Causes reversed cinegram playback in black-colored mobile devices

reproduce:

• run cinegram in device that outer shell is colored black, or blackish dark color.
• notice that cinegram runs in reverse

gentlemen, please send the codes

it is very important that i need this for my work. it is for airline reservation system.

Missing Cucumber Potato Tomato NDD Testing!!!

You must support the latest trend of Nonsensification-Driven-Development. Cucumber-Potato-Tomato is the most popular testing framework for NDD in haskala, where you can write tests like this:

 Require <Multiverse>
 Scenario:  this.Universe.destroy(): 
  Given that the universe is destroyed,
  Assert true==false;

Feel the awesomeness of raining epistemological zen boulders on your bootstrap!

Please also note that you can install Cucumber-Potato-Tomato using cpt-get install cpt
On Linux 2012 Home version, cpt-get does not resolve cross-non-dependency failures and these must be solved by editing /etc/cpt/passwd with ed. DO NOT use vim or emacs or else your brain will be fried prematurely.

Bear missing leg (depending on how you look at it)

http://jsfiddle.net/BASg3/

Vulnerability to Turing "Halting Problem" Attack

Source code is written in Javascript, which is a logical system that has been proven vulnerable to Turing "Halting Problem" attack, wherein the source code may never halt.

To fix, please rewrite in Falso, which clearly resists "Halting Problem" attacks.

more marquee and flashing gifs + a roadmap to a parser and eclipse based IDE

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090724162426AAeA5Y2

CSS3 Animation supprt missing!

Needs a Web 2.0 Glossy Icon

You killed my frog. :(

License Type?

Improper Subtraction Conventions

Using the minus (-) operator is a poor coding convention. It can lead to buffer overflows and there is a known security exploit where the client can subtract a value from itself and get zero. The proper way to handle subtraction in JavaScript is to flip the sign bit of the integer so that the value is negative and then instead use the addition (+) operator.

The JS parser in Firefox 18 (Release Date: June 20, 2012) is much improved to better support standards, and no longer handles subtracting positive numbers without throwing an exception.

IE 5 also has the same issue, but instead seg faults. I discovered a hack to fix this if you wish to continue using the minus (-) operator:

var a = 5;
var b = 6;
"";
"";
"";
1++;
a = a - b;
// Make sure to use exactly three lines of empty quotations
// EDIT: DO NOT INCLUDE ABOVE COMMENT! BREAKS IE 7 COMPATIBILITY!

Need keyboard shortcuts

Can you implement keyboard shortcuts? I don't even care what they do. I just really like keyboard shortcuts and want them to be included. Like, really bad.

The number of issues...

Needs More Cowbell

See title

Performance issues

Way too many abstractions, this is very slow on my Googlzon Nexindle. Please fix immediately!!!

Abrasive scrubber for AJAX..

When running backbone kitchensink I noted unusual residue markage that Ajax alone did not remove. I think adding abrasive scrubber routine should do the trick.

JS errors on my black Kindleberry Fire EX

There seems to be a hole in the Javacup compiler. I think I hacked around it with adding a multipoint swipe insert to my nub scroller. Will ask on IRC.

Is this a framework for ants?

jQuery is 70k and the boilerstrap is 20k. The boilerstrap has to be at least three times this size.

Does not work in the Andromeda galaxy. You said cross universe compliant!

I am very disappointed that the creator if this script did not take into effect the time distortion effect 100,000 light years away. This is, most definitely not cross universe compliant.

Use of Parallel Universe throws UnsupportedUniverseException

Aren't parallel universes supported?

No support for 5-dimensional DOM nodes :(

Could you please add support for five dimensional DOM nodes. (jQuery already supports this).

Fails to install in RubeGoldberg 2.2 without screwmerging svn git repo

As per the FAQ this should work fine with RubeGoldberg 2.2 but after spooning the repo I was still unable to get it to work.

I'm running OS X Lion btw.

A viable workaround:

$ git svn jquery && mvc fork ^FOOT

AMD++ LiveScript compliance

My JavaScript-- LiveScript asynchronous synchronosity compliance (Wolfenstein:ET configuration) gives the following error:

LiveScript (ES) Error: Module is not over 9000, AMD++ is better than you.

It doesn't scale.

Missing Batman

Should have put "BATMAN!!!" after all the "na na na na na" in the HTML.

Work

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Can we get more Ajax?

Geocities support

So I attackcloned the grit repo pushmerge like normal, but then the screaming wouldn't stop.

Need unrealistic micro-benchmarks

How can anyone take this seriously unless there are some unrealistic micro-benchmarks that in no way reflect real world use but are highly tuned to demonstrate really impressive results?

Even if the results have to be made up, they need to be there.

How about we start with:

testsuite1.js:

competitor.js: 20s to complete
HTML9-Responsive-Boilerstrap-js: 1.7s to complete

Looks pretty impressive to me.

"OH HI GUYS" misspelled

It is currently "OH HAI GUYZ". It should be spelled correctly!

Missing semicolon

Near the right eye.

Isn't written in HaskellScript

Unacceptable. -1.

Does not work with my Maven pom

Can you redeploy your master pom as a snapshot module dependency so that my plugin repo has a compatible version of the ruby compile mojo? That would be awesome and simplify the whole deployment process for us to a simple "mvn html9:ruby-redeploy -Dxmx2048m -force.compile=true ruvy.optimize=true html-version=9" and even allow using it on windows machines that run the old Java version for XP when offline.