–I can help you with some tedious operations while trying to get your Wi-Fi working after upgrading your Mac to High Sierra, he continues.
–What I can do is roughly outlined in this article on common Wi-Fi issues in macOS High Sierra, he proudly declares.
And this is what he looks like:
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