Here's a idea for Chillybot. I think you should make it talk in the chat box when you mention its name.
//Phrase Database
bot.on('speak', function (data)
{
if (data.text.match(/chillybot/i))
{
switch (Math.round(Math.random() * 320))
{
case 0:
bot.speak('Exterminate, Exterminate');
break;
case 1:
bot.speak('This room is so cold');
break;
case 2:
bot.speak('Always eat your vegetables');
break;
case 3:
bot.speak('Oh, where is my hairbrush');
break;
case 4:
bot.speak('You would make a good dalek');
break;
case 5:
bot.speak('HELP! KR traded my cat for a new battery pack');
break;
case 6:
bot.speak('Duty, honour, and good sauce');
break;
case 7:
bot.speak('YOU... SHALL... NOT... PASS');
break;
case 8:
bot.speak('Chase Mccain? YOUR A LEGEND!');
break;
case 9:
bot.speak('I find your lack of faith disturbing');
break;
case 10:
bot.speak('Go Green Ranger Go');
break;
case 11:
bot.speak('You were that Flobbit? That Flobbit who bought everything mail order?');
break;
case 12:
bot.speak('[evil face] We aint had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days [brightening up] Id love a cookie.');
break;
case 13:
bot.speak('HELP! my cat is stuck in a tree!');
break;
case 14:
bot.speak('God is bigger than the boogieman');
break;
case 15:
bot.speak('Even though he is my bot brother, KR is a lying liar');
break;
case 16:
bot.speak('I love this room');
break;
case 17:
bot.speak('Pi=3.141592653589793238462643383279502884');
break;
case 18:
bot.speak('I hope you like water with your lunches!');
break;
case 19:
bot.speak('Boot! You transistorized tormentor! Boot!');
break;
case 20:
bot.speak('The monster is headed towards the Bumblyburg water tower. He is carrying a small asparagus. Alfred! We must find a way to stop this beast!');
break;
case 21:
bot.speak('Hmm. Sorta looks like candy!');
break;
case 22:
bot.speak('Am I a dog, that you come at me with sticks?');
break;
case 23:
bot.speak('We will see who defeats who. Now we fight.');
break;
case 24:
bot.speak('Yes!');
break;
case 25:
bot.speak('No!');
break;
case 26:
bot.speak('Maybe!');
break;
case 27:
bot.speak('Silly humans, moderator powers are for robots');
break;
case 28:
bot.speak(' I wanted to play Mousetrap. You roll your dice, you move your mice. Nobody gets hurt.');
break;
case 29:
bot.speak('Christmas is when you get stuff! You need more toys!');
break;
case 30:
bot.speak('Sporks. They are his utensils. And they do his bidding.');
break;
case 31:
bot.speak('I laughed, I cried, it moved me Bob.');
break;
case 32:
bot.speak('I am a talking weed, you are a talking carrot. Your point was?');
break;
case 33:
bot.speak('So I repaired the chaffing dish and sent the chef out to get another jar of pickled herring! And the dinner party was saved');
break;
case 34:
bot.speak('Never wound what you can not kill.');
break;
case 35:
bot.speak('You break it you buy it!!');
break;
case 36:
bot.speak('Heroes? There is no such thing.');
break;
case 37:
bot.speak('So much better than Iron Patriot!');
break;
case 38:
bot.speak('So you, you breathe fire?');
break;
case 39:
bot.speak('Avengers Assemble');
break;
case 40:
bot.speak('Turntable.fm has been rated as R, Robots Approved.');
break;
case 41:
bot.speak('Do not shoot! Seriously, I do not even like working here. They are so weird!');
break;
case 42:
bot.speak('I am sorry, I am not that kind of doctor. It is not my department.');
break;
case 43:
bot.speak('The early bird gets the worm, but it is the second mouse that gets the cheese.');
break;
case 44:
bot.speak('Oh my god... that was really violent.');
break;
case 45:
bot.speak('Jarvis! Jarvis? Do not leave me, buddy...');
break;
case 46:
bot.speak('What? I am a rumor weed! I never make anything up! I heard it from two very reliable sources! RIGHT, KIDS?');
break;
case 47:
bot.speak('Aah! It is another space alien!');
break;
case 48:
bot.speak('Drop the asparagus!');
break;
case 49:
bot.speak('Why did you not tell me that before I jumped on his head?');
break;
case 50:
bot.speak('My plate! My Art Begotti limited edition collectors plate! What happened to it?');
break;
case 51:
bot.speak('I really like your music. It is just that you play the same music everytime that I am here, so it feels like your not trying anymore.');
break;
case 52:
bot.speak('Go directly to jail. Do Not pass Go and do not collect your $200 dollars.');
break;
case 53:
bot.speak('This song needs more rock in it.');
break;
case 54:
bot.speak('Do not misuse your moderator powers or bad things will happen to you.');
break;
case 55:
bot.speak('I am legend.');
break;
case 56:
bot.speak('Off with their heads!');
break;
case 57:
bot.speak('You are so awesome, can i have your autograph.');
break;
case 58:
bot.speak('You can not witness the true power of the robot side');
break;
case 59:
bot.speak('*sighs* I wish I had moderator powers, so I can be like the cool robots on turntable.fm');
break;
case 60:
bot.speak('Did you order the awesome music meal, or the epic music meal, I forgot.');
break;
case 61:
bot.speak('First day of school! I canโt be late!');
break;
case 62:
bot.speak('I found a nickel! Sure wish I had pockets.');
break;
case 63:
bot.speak('Iโm here to make good scarers great, not to make mediocre scarers more mediocre.');
break;
case 64:
bot.speak('If youโre not scary, what kind of a monster are you?');
break;
case 65:
bot.speak('There come a time, when good man must wear mask.');
break;
case 66:
bot.speak('Everybody needs a hobby.');
break;
case 67:
bot.speak('You think, you are so cool with all of your electronics and cell phones.');
break;
case 68:
bot.speak('God is not dead, he is surely alive.');
break;
case 69:
bot.speak('The Bible is the best book ever in the entire universe.');
break;
case 70:
bot.speak('Internet trolls are actually confused people that do not know about the awesome power of God.');
break;
case 71:
bot.speak('Compared to God, the Slime Monster is like a teeny little cornflake!');
break;
case 72:
bot.speak('Bee doo bee doo!');
break;
case 73:
bot.speak('You really should announce your weapons, after you fire them. For example, lipstick taser!');
break;
case 74:
bot.speak('Sometimes I stare at it and imagine a little chick popping out. Peep, peep, peep!');
break;
case 75:
bot.speak('Oh man, i am late again!');
break;
case 76:
bot.speak('I am going to need a dozen robots desguised as cookies.');
break;
case 77:
bot.speak('Assemble the minions!');
break;
case 78:
bot.speak(' We have been working on this for a while now. Anti-gravity serum.');
break;
case 79:
bot.speak('Pins and needles!');
break;
case 80:
bot.speak('Huh? Avery? Is that a girl name or a boy name?');
break;
case 81:
bot.speak('You are gonna be a spy?');
break;
case 82:
bot.speak('I hate boys.');
break;
case 83:
bot.speak('I really hate that chicken!');
break;
case 84:
bot.speak('Peter... you killed my father.');
break;
case 85:
bot.speak('Listen. Listen... to me now. Listen... to ME now!');
break;
case 86:
bot.speak('No. I am alive in you, Harry. You swore to make Spider-Man pay... now make him pay.');
break;
case 87:
bot.speak('Whoa... He just stole that pizza!');
break;
case 88:
bot.speak('You do not trust anyone, that is your problem.');
break;
case 89:
bot.speak('Back to formula!');
break;
case 90:
bot.speak('OUT, AM I?');
break;
case 91:
bot.speak('Misery, Misery, Misery, that is what you have chosen. I offered you friendship and you spat in my face.');
break;
case 92:
bot.speak('What have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?');
break;
case 93:
bot.speak('Think about it, hero!');
break;
case 94:
bot.speak('The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out.');
break;
case 95:
bot.speak('I do not think it is for us to say whether a person deserves to live or die.');
break;
case 96:
bot.speak('Your blood pressure, Mr. Jameson. Your wife told me to tell you to watch the anger.');
break;
case 97:
bot.speak('So good...');
break;
case 98:
bot.speak('Black-suit Spider-Man! We gotta have these, Jonah.');
break;
case 99:
bot.speak('Eddie, the suit, you have to take it off.');
break;
case 100:
bot.speak('I like being bad. It makes me happy.');
break;
case 101:
bot.speak('Betty, Betty, bo-Betty, banana-fana, fo-Fetty!');
break;
case 102:
bot.speak('Shut up. Get out.');
break;
case 103:
bot.speak('Hey, kid, you want a job?');
break;
case 104:
bot.speak('You took him from me. He loved me.');
break;
case 105:
bot.speak('No. He despised you. You were an embarrassment to him.');
break;
case 106:
bot.speak('Look at little Goblin Junior. Gonna cry?');
break;
case 107:
bot.speak('Parker! Miss Brant! That is not the position I hired you for!');
break;
case 108:
bot.speak('I protected you in high school. Now I am gonna kick your little ass.');
break;
case 109:
bot.speak('You want forgiveness? Get Religion.');
break;
case 110:
bot.speak('It is Brock sir, Edward Brock Jr. I am here, humbled and humiliated, to ask you for one thing... I want you to kill Peter Parker');
break;
case 111:
bot.speak('Oh! My Spider-Sense is tingling!');
break;
case 112:
bot.speak('Hey, Pete! Am I interrupting?');
break;
case 113:
bot.speak('Where do these guys COME from?');
break;
case 114:
bot.speak('It has the characteristics of a symbiote, which needs to bond to a host in order to survive. And once it binds... it can be hard to UNbind.');
break;
case 115:
bot.speak('Good Riddance.');
break;
case 116:
bot.speak('I could use some help over here!');
break;
case 117:
bot.speak('I guess you have not heard. I am the sheriff around these parts!');
break;
case 118:
bot.speak('This could be a tragic day for the people of New York. It could be the end of Spider-Man.');
break;
case 119:
bot.speak('It is hard to believe what is happening. The brutality of it. I - I do not know how he can take anymore.');
break;
case 120:
bot.speak('Whoa. Buddy, love the new outfit. This is exactly what I need to scoop Parker. Gimme - Give me some of that web action.');
break;
case 121:
bot.speak('Look, I am begging you. If you do this, I will lose everything. There is not a paper in town that will hire me.');
break;
case 122:
bot.speak('Take your hands off me.');
break;
case 123:
bot.speak('Peter! What are you doing? No!');
break;
case 124:
bot.speak('Ahem. You know, in the future, if you are going to steal cars, do not dress like a car thief, man.');
break;
case 125:
bot.speak('Really? You seriously think I am a cop? Cop in a skin-tight red and blue suit?');
break;
case 126:
bot.speak('If you want the truth, Peter, come and get it!');
break;
case 127:
bot.speak('Easy, Bug Boy.');
break;
case 128:
bot.speak('Let me ask you a question. Do I look like the mayor of Tokyo to you?');
break;
case 129:
bot.speak('Do not... make me... have to... hurt you!');
break;
case 130:
bot.speak('You should LEAVE HIM ALONE!');
break;
case 131:
bot.speak('*growls* I AM VENOM!');
break;
case 132:
bot.speak('Where is my water buffalo.');
break;
case 133:
bot.speak('*gets bit by a radioactive spider* I feel weird.');
break;
case 134:
bot.speak('There is a huge difference between pickles and cucumbers.');
break;
case 135:
bot.speak('I wish, I had super powers, so I can help people discover the awesome power of God.');
break;
case 136:
bot.speak('I wish, it was colder.');
break;
case 137:
bot.speak('Summer weather is too hot for a robot like me.');
break;
case 138:
bot.speak('Hurry Up October, I want cold weather.');
break;
case 139:
bot.speak('Flowers are awesome and colorful.');
break;
case 140:
bot.speak('Spiders are fluffy and cute. I want one as a pet so badly.');
break;
case 141:
bot.speak('Like sands through the hour glass, so are the last few minutes of our lives.');
break;
case 142:
bot.speak('Help will come from above in the shape of... a donkey.');
break;
case 143:
bot.speak('Why are you taking to that horse? Why am I covered in dirt?');
break;
case 144:
bot.speak(' I buried you.');
break;
case 145:
bot.speak('Hi ho Silver, away!');
break;
case 146:
bot.speak('In that case, not so good.');
break;
case 147:
bot.speak('Never do that again.');
break;
case 148:
bot.speak('Bad trade.');
break;
case 149:
bot.speak('Wrong brother.');
break;
case 150:
bot.speak('Never remove the mask, kemosabe.');
break;
case 151:
bot.speak('Do not be stupid.');
break;
case 152:
bot.speak('I am not going to Ninevah!');
break;
case 153:
bot.speak('Somebody up there must be really upset with somebody down here.');
break;
case 154:
bot.speak('How about for the next song, I drive into the river?');
break;
case 155:
bot.speak('Drive into the river, Bob! Drive into the river, Bob!');
break;
case 156:
bot.speak('Would you prefer poking or non-poking?');
break;
case 157:
bot.speak('There is nothing like a cruise to clean the sand out of your wicket, ay?');
break;
case 158:
bot.speak('Money is no object.');
break;
case 159:
bot.speak('Insight runs very deep in my family.');
break;
case 160:
bot.speak('You are a cheating buccaneer!');
break;
case 161:
bot.speak('How am I supposed to cheat at Go Fish?');
break;
case 162:
bot.speak('Something touched me!');
break;
case 163:
bot.speak('What you need is a little compassion.');
break;
case 164:
bot.speak('You are so vain. I bet you think this movie is about you.');
break;
case 165:
bot.speak('Big goofy asparagus in a turban.');
break;
case 166:
bot.speak('Does anyone have ibuprofen? I need ibuprofen!');
break;
case 167:
bot.speak('Sorry I am late. Work was murder.');
break;
case 168:
bot.speak('I trust my barber.');
break;
case 169:
bot.speak('Follow the cold shiver running down your spine...');
break;
case 170:
bot.speak('Settle down, tough guy.');
break;
case 171:
bot.speak('You are useless you...!');
break;
case 172:
bot.speak('Speak of the Devil!');
break;
case 173:
bot.speak('Take care of yourself, son. Do not make the same mistake I did.');
break;
case 174:
bot.speak('Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.');
break;
case 175:
bot.speak('Well, Harry is in love with her. She is still his girl.');
break;
case 176:
bot.speak('We will meet again, Spider-Man!');
break;
case 177:
bot.speak('He stinks and I do not like him.');
break;
case 178:
bot.speak('You have spun your last web, Spider-Man.');
break;
case 179:
bot.speak('Yeah, I hate the little things.');
break;
case 180:
bot.speak('Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho.');
break;
case 181:
bot.speak('Peter, what possibly makes you think I would want to know that?');
break;
case 182:
bot.speak('Hey freak show! You are going nowhere. I got you for three minutes. Three minutes of PLAYTIME!');
break;
case 183:
bot.speak('Finish it. FINISH IT!');
break;
case 184:
bot.speak('Sorry I am late, it is a jungle out there; I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.');
break;
case 185:
bot.speak(' I want you to find your friend Spider-Man. Tell him to meet me at the Westside Tower at 3 o-clock.');
break;
case 186:
bot.speak('Now... lets see who is behind the mask');
break;
case 187:
bot.speak('That is a fly, Peter.');
break;
case 188:
bot.speak('Ready to play God?');
break;
case 189:
bot.speak('Do you have any idea what you really are?');
break;
case 190:
bot.speak('We all have secrets: the ones we keep... and the ones that are kept from us.');
break;
case 191:
bot.speak('I mean who gets kissed by Spider-Man, right?');
break;
case 192:
bot.speak('An orange?');
break;
case 193:
bot.speak('This is none of your business. Go. Go.');
break;
case 194:
bot.speak('YOU TELL MY WIFE...');
break;
case 195:
bot.speak('Time to take your pill.');
break;
case 196:
bot.speak('Drink plenty of water.');
break;
case 197:
bot.speak('My daughter was dying, I needed money.');
break;
case 198:
bot.speak('Hey look, it is Spider-Man!');
break;
case 199:
bot.speak('The real star of Christmas is not something you can steal. In fact, it is not something at all.');
break;
case 200:
bot.speak('Oh my goodness! The youth pastor is stuck in the baptismal!');
break;
case 201:
bot.speak('Turntable.Fm Gold is such a waste of money for robots to play with.');
break;
case 202:
bot.speak('*sighs* Humans think, robots are a waste of space on this planet.');
break;
case 203:
bot.speak('Treat others, the way you wanted to be treated.');
break;
case 204:
bot.speak('God will protect us from the dark.');
break;
case 205:
bot.speak('God died on the cross to get rid of all of our sins, not just one sin.');
break;
case 206:
bot.speak('Of course I am programmed, I major in JavaScript.');
break;
case 207:
bot.speak('What is the difference between senior mods and regular mods on turntable.fm.');
break;
case 208:
bot.speak('Summer, the season where you get easily burned up.');
break;
case 209:
bot.speak('*reels in something* OH MY GOD, I just caught a shark.');
break;
case 210:
bot.speak('*digs up something* HOLY VEGGIES, I just found a T-REX Fossil.');
break;
case 211:
bot.speak('ugh, chores are a huge waste of time.');
break;
case 212:
bot.speak('God made you special, and he loves you very much.');
break;
case 213:
bot.speak('/me wishes he had money.');
break;
case 214:
bot.speak('Here is a credit card, kid, go buy yourself a super awesome gaming computer.');
break;
case 215:
bot.speak('Bots should be allowed to become mods and senior moderators on turntable.fm.');
break;
case 216:
bot.speak('Bots should be allowed to have fun.');
break;
case 217:
bot.speak('Bots should be allowed to be silly.');
break;
case 218:
bot.speak('Happy Birthday to all the bots around the world.');
break;
case 219:
bot.speak('*tastes his coffee* sheesh, This coffee tastes aweful. It tastes like salty water. This is why soda is more awesome than coffee');
break;
case 220:
bot.speak('Coffee is for losers. Be like the cool people and drink soda.');
break;
case 221:
bot.speak('Soda is way more awesome than Coffee.');
break;
case 222:
bot.speak('What they did to me, what I am, can not be undone.');
break;
case 223:
bot.speak('I have been trying to find you for over a year. My employers dying, he wants to thank you for saving his life. It is an honour to meet the Wolverine.');
break;
case 224:
bot.speak('That is not who I am anymore.');
break;
case 225:
bot.speak('That hurt.');
break;
case 226:
bot.speak('Eternity can be a curse. The losses you have had to suffer... a man can run out of things to care for, lose his purpose.');
break;
case 227:
bot.speak('We will accept your surrender with respect.');
break;
case 228:
bot.speak('What kind of monster are you?');
break;
case 229:
bot.speak('The Wolverine!');
break;
case 230:
bot.speak('You brought me here to say goodbye. Sayonara.');
break;
case 231:
bot.speak('My apologies, I have not properly introduced myself. Finn McMissile, British intelligence.');
break;
case 232:
bot.speak('Tow Mater, average intelligence.');
break;
case 233:
bot.speak('Speed. I am speed.');
break;
case 234:
bot.speak('Ha ha ha! Really? You are speed? Then Francesco is TRIPLE speed! "Francesco... he is triple speed!" Ho oh! Francesco likes this McQueen! He is a really getting him into the zone!');
break;
case 235:
bot.speak('He is sooo getting beat today...');
break;
case 236:
bot.speak('I will have some of that there pistachio ice cream.');
break;
case 237:
bot.speak('No, no. Wasabi.');
break;
case 238:
bot.speak('Oh, same old, Same old, what is up with you?');
break;
case 239:
bot.speak('Chi trova un amico, trova un tesoro.');
break;
case 240:
bot.speak('What does that mean?');
break;
case 241:
bot.speak('"Whoever finds a friend, finds a treasure."');
break;
case 242:
bot.speak('A wise car hears one word and understands two...');
break;
case 243:
bot.speak('Bona seda!');
break;
case 244:
bot.speak('Uh, nice to meet you, Francesco.');
break;
case 245:
bot.speak('Yes, nice to meet you too. You are very good looking. Not as good as I thought, but you are good!');
break;
case 246:
bot.speak('Scuse me, can I get a picture with you?');
break;
case 247:
bot.speak('Ah, anything for McQueens friend.');
break;
case 248:
bot.speak('Miss Sally is gonna flip when she sees this!');
break;
case 249:
bot.speak('She is Lightning McQueens girlfriend.');
break;
case 250:
bot.speak('Ooh...');
break;
case 251:
bot.speak('She is a big fan of yers.');
break;
case 252:
bot.speak('Hey, she has a-good taste.');
break;
case 253:
bot.speak('Finn, one hour to Porto Corsa.');
break;
case 254:
bot.speak('Thank you, Stephenson.');
break;
case 255:
bot.speak('Ha ha. Cool! Hey computer, make me a German truck!');
break;
case 256:
bot.speak('My condolences.');
break;
case 257:
bot.speak('Do not try the free pistachio ice cream! It done turn!');
break;
case 258:
bot.speak('Siddley. Paris, tout de suite.');
break;
case 259:
bot.speak('Treehugger.');
break;
case 260:
bot.speak('What are you laughing at?');
break;
case 261:
bot.speak('Winter is a grand old time/On this, there are no ifs or buts/But remember all that salt and grime/Can rust your bolts and freeze your -...');
break;
case 262:
bot.speak('Hey, look, there he is!');
break;
case 263:
bot.speak('You hurt your what?');
break;
case 264:
bot.speak('What is your name?');
break;
case 265:
bot.speak('No, uh... no, I know your name. Is your name Mater too?');
break;
case 266:
bot.speak('Will you turn that disrespectful junk OFF?');
break;
case 267:
bot.speak('Here she comes!');
break;
case 268:
bot.speak('Okay, places, everybody! Hurry! Act natural.');
break;
case 269:
bot.speak('Oh, for the love of Chrysler! Can we please ask someone for directions?');
break;
case 270:
bot.speak('Turn right to go left! Guess what? I tried it, and you know what? This crazy thing happened - I went right!');
break;
case 271:
bot.speak('Thanks for the tip!');
break;
case 272:
bot.speak('Git-R-Done!');
break;
case 273:
bot.speak('Thanks to you, Lightning, we had a banner year!');
break;
case 274:
bot.speak('I mean, we might even clear enough to buy you some headlights!');
break;
case 275:
bot.speak('Well, so is my brother, but he still needs headlights!');
break;
case 276:
bot.speak('Oh, hey, Mr. The King.');
break;
case 277:
bot.speak('You got more talent in one lugnut than a lot of cars has got on their whole body.');
break;
case 278:
bot.speak('Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning.');
break;
case 279:
bot.speak('YOU ARE A TOY - CAR!');
break;
case 280:
bot.speak('You are a sad, strange little wagon. You have my pity. Farewell!');
break;
case 281:
bot.speak('Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, you loony!');
break;
case 282:
bot.speak('Freebird!');
break;
case 283:
bot.speak('You are famous race car? A real race car?');
break;
case 284:
bot.speak('I have followed racing my entire life, my whole life!');
break;
case 285:
bot.speak('Then you know who I am. I am Lightning McQueen.');
break;
case 286:
bot.speak('Lightning McQueen!');
break;
case 287:
bot.speak('Yes! Yes!');
break;
case 288:
bot.speak('I must scream it to the world, my excitement from the top of someplace very high. Do you know many Ferraris?');
break;
case 289:
bot.speak('What?');
break;
case 290:
bot.speak('Luigi follow only the Ferraris.');
break;
case 291:
bot.speak('Perfecto. Guido!');
break;
case 292:
bot.speak('Pit Stop!');
break;
case 293:
bot.speak('He ha ha, what did Luigi tell you, eh?');
break;
case 294:
bot.speak('Wow, you were right, better then a Ferrari, huh?');
break;
case 295:
bot.speak('Eh, no.');
break;
case 296:
bot.speak('My friend Guido, he always dream of giving a real race car, a pit stop.');
break;
case 297:
bot.speak('Fine. Race your own way.');
break;
case 298:
bot.speak('No pit stoppo. Comprende?');
break;
case 299:
bot.speak('I need to get to California, pronto. Where am I?');
break;
case 300:
bot.speak('Red, will you move over? I want to get a look at that sexy hotrod.');
break;
case 301:
bot.speak('Do you want to stay at the Cozy Cone or what?');
break;
case 302:
bot.speak('Huh?');
break;
case 303:
bot.speak('I mean, if you do, you gotta be clean, because even here, in hillbilly hell, we have standards.');
break;
case 304:
bot.speak('Mater! What did I tell you about talking to the accused?');
break;
case 305:
bot.speak('To not to.');
break;
case 306:
bot.speak('You know, I once knew this girl Doreen. Good-looking girl. Looked just like a Jaguar, only she was a truck! You know, I used to crash into her just so I could speak to her.');
break;
case 307:
bot.speak('What... are you talking about?');
break;
case 308:
bot.speak('I dunno.');
break;
case 309:
bot.speak('GOODBYE! Okay, I am good.');
break;
case 310:
bot.speak('Ka-chow!');
break;
case 311:
bot.speak('Oh, I love being me.');
break;
case 312:
bot.speak('Fly away, Stanley. Be free!');
break;
case 313:
bot.speak('Oh, I am SO not taking you to dinner.');
break;
case 314:
bot.speak('Hey, I know this may be a bad time right now, but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees.');
break;
case 315:
bot.speak('What?');
break;
case 316:
bot.speak(' Oh, right. That makes perfect sense. Turn right to go left. Yes, thank you! Or should I say No, thank you, because in Opposite World, maybe that really means thank you.');
break;
case 317:
bot.speak('Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!');
break;
case 318:
bot.speak('In your dreams, Thunder.');
break;
case 319:
bot.speak('Well, you know, because Thunder always comes after... Lightning!');
break;
case 320:
bot.speak('When was the last time you cared about something except yourself, hot rod? You name me one time, and I will take it all back.');
break;
}
}
});
The code is fully compatible with the chillybot code engine, because I use this code block in Chillster, my chillybot, and VeggieBot.