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๐ญ Iโm currently working on geometric Situation Assessment with a strong link with an ontology. Adapted to Human-Robot Interraction, we do not only consider the robot point of view but also the humans's one to estimate their understanding of the current situation!
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Do everything for greatness, not money. Money follows greatness.
If Im the Father of Open Source, it was conceived through artificial insemination using stolen sperm without my knowledge or consent.
An opinion without 3.14 is just an onion.
A cookie has no soul, its just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs.
And in eggs theres the potential for life.
I dont care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.
Good programmers use Notepad++ to code.
Extreme programmers use MS Word to code, in Comic Sans, center aligned.
RTFM is the true path of every developer.
But it would happen only if theres no way out.
Java is, in many ways, C++--.
Im not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until its too late.
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldnt show up in a Unix directory listing.
Before sex, you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself.
Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once youre fucked.
Going to Mc Donalds for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug.
I need a six month holiday, TWICE A YEAR!
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
Writing in C or C++ is like running a chain saw with all the safety guards removed.
Fine, Java MIGHT be a good example of what a programming language should be like. But Java applications are good examples of what applications SHOULDNT be like.
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
To iterate is human, to recurse divine.
Emacs is a great operating system, lacking only a decent editor.
Dont worry if it doesnt work right. If everything did, youd be out of a job.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Mondays code.
C++ : Where friends have access to your private members.
I hate reading other peoples code.
So I wrote mine, made it as open source project, and see others suffer.
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
In C++ its harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg.
Smartphone is the best invention of 21st century for avoiding the eyes contact while crossing people you know on the street.
Everything is a knife if youre strong enough.
Software is like sex: Its better when its free.
You dont get to 500 million star systems without making a few enemies.