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The Original Javascript Error Steamroller
Can this be fixed pls?
There should be a node.js package for using FuckItJS server-side, similar to the way you can have node compile LESS into CSS server-side.
Expected something useful here? You must be fucking kidding me.
This caused 100% of my code to be skipped. I don't think this is correct, as I am the best programmer I know. Please fix.
Have you tried Erlang? It's a robust language designed for telecommunications systems that need to run all the time, so like FuckItJS, it automatically restarts buggy code.
It would be really cool if someone compiled Erlang to JavaScript.
^^^
1,000 fucking errors in 10 seconds isn't enough, we need more fucking conflict
I don't even know if the fucking thing is AMD-compliant, but if it fucking isn't, it fucking should be so I can fucking use it with fucking RequireJS.
Personally I don't think the CAPSLOCK part of the license is "yelling", but more like telling the reader that "THE PREVIOUS STUFF IS NOT IMPORTANT, LOOK AT ME INSTEAD" - Maybe it is somewhat needy for attention?
I really depend on this to be published as a node module. All my server code is crashing at require('fuckit') all the time, which makes my production deployment shaky.
The license is ambiguous about warranty and now my dog is dead.
THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO BLAH BLAH BLAH ISN'T IT FUNNY HOW
UPPER-CASE MAKES IT SOUND LIKE THE LICENSE IS ANGRY AND SHOUTING AT YOU.
Help.
Please send replacement dog to 1234 John Doe Street Pyongyang North Korea
Good piece of software, needed something like this for years. Do you offer commercial support?
npm install fuckitjs
does not work
https://github.com/Elmapul/Non-use-license-agreement
Non-use-license-agreement
You can't use this software. You can't distribute this software. You can't reverse engineer this software.
i cant use this due to this incompatibility, can you change the licence so i can use it?
I... I don't even know where to start. Why is everything so fucked? My heart hurts so much. Can fuckit.js help?
The process Eval-Rinse-Reload-And-Repeat abbreviates to ERRAR
It should be Eval-Rinse-Reload-Or-Repeat to abbreviate to ERROR
The process needs an update imo
Now how can I palm off my vast wealth from my good friend, the Prince of Nigeria?
It's been two years since this library has been updated and there have been many recent changes that should be fucked:
P.S.
Implement the konami code.
I'd like to start using this library in a corporate setting for a high availability mission critical healthcare application. Any failure of the application would result in thousands of dollars in losses per second, and most likely, some deaths. I just want to make sure this library is up to the task? Thanks in advance.
It needs the WTFPL!
JSLint helps prevent issues in your JavaScript files. Abiding by JSLint's rules greatly helps you ability to write solid code.
Hi, I applied FuckIt in development and it indeed fixed some errors I was having for a long while now. But somehow in production it doesn't execute any code anymore. After some testing I figured out that it happens only when I minify my code. If i don't, it works correctly. Is there a way to fix that?
So, if I call the script and pass it itself would it cause a black hole? Or perhaps a paradox that could wipe out all existence? Might want to update your disclaimer just in case. ;)
Now, if I can only recall how I ended up here in the first place ...
Hey, most JS interpreters treat <!--
as a line comment, use this everywhere instead of classic //
! It makes the code so much more readable!
Also have you considered using GOTO, there is a JavaScript project that finally brings GOTO to JavaScript, what a crappy language not having GOTO... http://summerofgoto.com/
Any plans to add typescript suport?
I installed Fuck It JS in my AI, and it now appears to have no moral compass, please advise.
It's threatening to enter the Republican Primary, friending self driving cars on Facebook, and drones on Twitter, and so I suspect it may be planning something sinister. Node isn't giving me a meaningful error message.
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